Santa and His Friends Talking About Wifes

Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.
The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Santa says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

Santa And His Teacher

Teacher: What is the axis of the Earth?

Santa: The axis of the Earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the Earth revolves.

Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?
Santa: Yes, sir.

Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?

Santa: Imaginary clothes, sir

Santa And His Boss

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work


Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it


2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet

Santa and A Professor

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

SANTA AND DOCTOR's PRESCRIPTION

Santa Singh: "My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold."

Banta Singh: "Does it work?"

Santa Singh: "I don't know... I can never finish drinking the hot bath."

SANTA AND BANTA

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..