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Narmal Baba Jokes (Piles Samasya)

Bhakt: Baba Muje Piles hua hai....

Nirmal Baba: Teekha bohot khate ho...?

Bhakt: Jee babaji...

Nirmal Baba: Khana banate waqt uska teekhapan check karte ho...?

Bhakt: Jee babaji...

Nirmal Baba: Kaise check karte ho..?

Bhakt: Bas khana banate waqt usme apni ungli dubokar, apne mu se chak kar check karta hu...

Nirmal Baba: Bas yahi Krupa ruki hui hai...

Bhakt: woh kese babaji...?

Nirmal Baba: Ungli mu me daalne se kya hoga? jaha takleef hai waha check karo... Fir krupa aani shuru ho jaegi...  aur tumara kaam ho jaega...

Some Amazing and Interesting Animal Facts

An ant always falls over on its right side when  intoxicated.

A snail can sleep for three years.

All polar bears are left  handed.

A crocodile can't move its tongue.

Hummingbirds are the only bird that can fly backwards.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21 inch tongue.

Ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

A lobsters blood is colorless but when exposed to oxygen it turns blue.

Birds need gravity to swallow.

Cats spend 66% of their life asleep.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear alone.

Goldfish can see both infrared and ultraviolet light.

Macadamia nuts are toxic to dogs.

Spiders are arachnids and not insects.

Dragonflies have 6 legs but can't walk.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

Butterflies taste with their feet. 

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Dancing Stars

Funny Quotes

Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st.....?
When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

 Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman.....?
The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

Why are men like a toothbrush....?
They are useless without handle.

What is the difference between a battery and a girl.....? 
A battery has also a positive side.

My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.

Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!

When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....

Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN

Worlds Most Funny Video Ever

IPL Spot Fixing Jokes

Elite Cricketing Personalities Views on Spot Fixing

Javed Miadad: See I smelled something is fishy in IPL few years back in South Africa Edition... its coming out now!

Atul Wassan: Bookies must be from Pakistan... Indian Cricket is Clean.

Ajay Jadeja: People involed in this should be banned for life, I mean how can they do this? they should understand Cricket is a Religion in this country.

Salman Butt: Yes! I got few more partners in this category... at last the focus on me is diverted

Common Man: Such a huge amount they are getting for a season is not enough... and a common man with very less source of income is getting strangled every day due to price rise... corruption... politics... n endless things.

Newton's Theory of Love

Nirmal Baba Jokes (Bachha nahi ho raha)

Follower :Babaji mujhe aulad nahi ho rahi, kya karoon?

 Nirmal Baba: Apni patni se last time kab mile ho?

Follower: 2 sal ho gaye, main doosre shahar me kam ke liye rahta hoon...

 Nirmal Baba: Tumhare ghar ke uupar koon rahta hai?

Follower: Ek Sharmaji rahte hain...

Nirmal Baba: Apni patni ko kao, apni building me ana jana shroo karen,UPPAR se kripa aani shroo ho jayegi, tumhara kam poora ho jayega....

Nirmal Baba Jokes (Chaddi samasya)

Bhakt : Baba mujh se ladki nahi patti
Nirmal baba : Chaddi kaun si pahnte ho
Bhakt : Baba rupa ki chaddi pehenta hu 
 Baba : Bas yahi kripa ruki hui hai... tum rupa ki chaddi pehnoge, toh rupa tumse todina pategi...
Bhakt: Koi upai bataiye baba...
Baba: tum rupa ko uski chaddi lotado... aur nade wali chaddi silwalo... Kripa aani shuru hojaegi... tumara kaam hojaega...

Satyamev Jayate..... Rakhi Sawant a Big Joke

Rakhi and Aamir Conversation:

Rakhi Sawant: Ye mera Concept tha jo tumne churaya hai...

Aamir: Concept mera ho ya tumara... maqsad to ek hi hai na rakhi... Logo ko Jagruk karna... fir kis baat ka ghussa?

Rakhi Sawant: Haan! lekin abhi tume credit mil raha hai is baat ka... aur agar me ye concept karti to muje milta...

Aamir: Toh tume kya chahiye... Desh me badlav ya apne liye credit?

Rakhi Sawant: muje.... uh....uh... Item Songs! Haan me zyada se zyada Itme songs karna chati hoon....

Aamir: Usse kya hoga?

Rakhi: Isse mardo ko bohot fayda hoga... unke dil me mere liye aur saari ladkiyon ke liye izzat aur ladkiyon ko paane ki tamanna hogi...

Aamir: Matlab me samja nahi?

Rakhi: Female Foeticide Desh se Khatam!

Sourav Ganguly.... I am Dada

MasterMind Q&A on Sourav

1)What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly's innings?
Ans: They both last for the same time

2) How can u say "Get Out" to Ganguly politely?
Ans: Ask him to go to bat

3)If Rahul is "The Wall", what is Ganguly?
Ans: The hole in the wall

4)How can Ganguly save time everyday?
Ans: By not bothering to pad up

5)Who is the only cricketer who does not bat, bowl or field and yet plays international cricket?
Ans: no comments.......

6)Why has Saurav Ganguly been recommended as the fielding coach for India after retirement?
Ans: No one else can provide catches as easily as Ganguly

8)Which was the hottest place in B'lore Chinnaswami Stadium for the past few days?
Ans: The seat Ganguly was sitting in while in the Pavillion.

Student and Professor

A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.

- "I would do anything to pass this exam."

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes seductively into his eyes.

- "I mean," she whispers, "I would do *anything*."

He returns her gaze.

- "Anything?"


His voice softens. "Anything??"

She smiles mischievously, "Anything."

His voice turns to a whisper, "Would you . . . study?"

Nirmal Baba Jokes

Nirmal baba aur unke 6 Trainee baba 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.

Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg baba(Nirmal baba) ko Pranam kar poochta hain …

“Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu…?”

Nirmal Baba sabse chote baba ko pukarta hain…

Aur kehtaa hain “chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta…. ”

Yuvraj's New Obsession

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Mans Best Friend is Very Obidient

Andaz Apna Apna!