Satyamev Jayate..... Rakhi Sawant a Big Joke



Rakhi and Aamir Conversation:

Rakhi Sawant: Ye mera Concept tha jo tumne churaya hai...

Aamir: Concept mera ho ya tumara... maqsad to ek hi hai na rakhi... Logo ko Jagruk karna... fir kis baat ka ghussa?

Rakhi Sawant: Haan! lekin abhi tume credit mil raha hai is baat ka... aur agar me ye concept karti to muje milta...

Aamir: Toh tume kya chahiye... Desh me badlav ya apne liye credit?

Rakhi Sawant: muje.... uh....uh... Item Songs! Haan me zyada se zyada Itme songs karna chati hoon....

Aamir: Usse kya hoga?

Rakhi: Isse mardo ko bohot fayda hoga... unke dil me mere liye aur saari ladkiyon ke liye izzat aur ladkiyon ko paane ki tamanna hogi...

Aamir: Matlab me samja nahi?

Rakhi: Female Foeticide Desh se Khatam!

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