Funny SMS

Highlight of the year 2050….!!!
1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22.
2. Golmaal 15 is ready for release.
3. I will play the next world cup – Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding.
5. Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.

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When men calls you hot, they r looking at your body...
When men calls you pretty, they r looking at your face...
When men calls you gorgeous, they r looking at your clothes...
But when they call you beautiful,,,

They are Lying.......;)

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Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive

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Man in bar orders kingfisher beer!
Lady next to him- What a coincidence, Even i have ordered kingfisher.
Man- I'm celebrating.
Lady- Me too.
Man- What a coincidence. Y r u celebrating?
Lady- my husband & I have tried 4yrs for a baby. Today I'm pregnant.
Man- What a coincidence. I am a farmer, frm 4yrs my hens wer infertile, today all laying eggs.
Lady- Wow, How did that happened?
Man- I used a different cock.!
Lady SMILED, winked her eyes & said:- WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!

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~:Men are like Bluetooth:~
He is connected to you when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices when you are away..

~:Women are like Wi-Fi:~
She sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one...