"HELP... THE TITANIC IS GOING TO BE DROWNED..."

Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...

Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.

Italian : How far is land, from here ?

Sardarji : Two miles ..

Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.

The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.

Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?

Sardarji : Downwards ...