Cool SMS

Our friendship has become our HABIT
even if U take out H-ABIT remains.
Take out A ,still BIT remains,
Finally take out B,still IT remains....

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It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water,
so please don't go outside when it is raining, 
cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.


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Friends are like fishes
You have to sit patiently for a long time
To catch a nice one
Just like I caught you
Better stay nice or I’ll fry you.

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I'm getting married next month.
There would be a small party and
Only a few people will be invited.
Don't bring any gift.
Just bring someone to - Marry Me!

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A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...

Funny Hindi SMS Joke

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai Kya pyaar karna paap hai?

Kya pyaar karna paap hai?

Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai "Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai"

Can You Do This?

DOG- Hot Dog Prank

Its a Name Game

Grl: What's Your Name?

Boy- Black Lion

Girl- R U Joking?

Boy - No, It Means Kaalu Singh.

And Ur's

Girl - Soft Underwear

Boy- R U Joking?

Girl -no It Means Komal Chadda.

Israel Army

Todays World... (Very True)

SARDAR AND POLICE

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?

Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Difference Between a Computer and a Lady

Super Cool Cat

Probably Best Prank Ever

Best Anu Malik Mimick Ever on Indian Idol Audition

Funniest Roadies Audition

India Shining All Over The World

Trial Version Software

Talented Tree

When There is a Will There is a Way

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating
their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared
on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will
grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around
the world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is
all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
never come again.

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife
30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!..the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful
idiots should remember
fairies are female.....

WhEn TherE iS a WiLL tHeRe Is a WaY

Pappu ki master se hui ladai

Pappu ki master se hui ladai
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Master ne ki Pappu ki dhulai
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Pappu ka garam hua khoon
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Gaya kabristan ar kabar pe
master ke photo tang
k likh diya
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COMING SOON.