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Sardar Jokes
Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.....
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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A Sardar is filling up a job application form
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected ________
After much thought he writes: Yes.
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A sardar photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go 2 da toilet.
she asked a sardar,
sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
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In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
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Why Was a SARDAR Arrested In a Political Rally?
Because He Saw a Girl Going Around With a Badge on her Chest Which Said "PRESS"
and SARDAR Pressed It.
She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.....
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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A Sardar is filling up a job application form
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected ________
After much thought he writes: Yes.
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A sardar photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go 2 da toilet.
she asked a sardar,
sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
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In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
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Why Was a SARDAR Arrested In a Political Rally?
Because He Saw a Girl Going Around With a Badge on her Chest Which Said "PRESS"
and SARDAR Pressed It.
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