Short Sardar Joke

Sardar strikes again.....

Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do u want to see anyone before u die?

Patient: Yes........ A good doctor.

Fastest Marriage Proposal Agreement

Boy- 'Khana Banana' ata hai??

Girl - Nahi par...
...'BANANA Khana' ata hai...
.
And they get married....

Funny SMS

Highlight of the year 2050….!!!
1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22.
2. Golmaal 15 is ready for release.
3. I will play the next world cup – Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding.
5. Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.

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When men calls you hot, they r looking at your body...
When men calls you pretty, they r looking at your face...
When men calls you gorgeous, they r looking at your clothes...
But when they call you beautiful,,,

They are Lying.......;)

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Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive

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Man in bar orders kingfisher beer!
Lady next to him- What a coincidence, Even i have ordered kingfisher.
Man- I'm celebrating.
Lady- Me too.
Man- What a coincidence. Y r u celebrating?
Lady- my husband & I have tried 4yrs for a baby. Today I'm pregnant.
Man- What a coincidence. I am a farmer, frm 4yrs my hens wer infertile, today all laying eggs.
Lady- Wow, How did that happened?
Man- I used a different cock.!
Lady SMILED, winked her eyes & said:- WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!

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~:Men are like Bluetooth:~
He is connected to you when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices when you are away..

~:Women are like Wi-Fi:~
She sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one...

Duck Dance

Contraceptive Retailer

A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy
about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday
for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on
her own. She had to confide in him her worries about selling the
contraceptives.

"Look," he said. "My regular customers don't ask for condoms, they'll ask
for a 310 [small] a 320[medium] or a 330[large]. The word condom won't even
be used.

The first day was fine but on the second day a black guy came in to the
shop, put out his hand and said "350".

The girl panicked. She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her
predicament.

"Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his legs"
her boss told her.

She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his
legs. "Yes!" she said " He's got one hanging there!"

The boss said "Go back in and give him £3.50, he's the window cleaner!"

Abey.. Bache ki Jaan Lega Kya..?