Narmal Baba Jokes (Piles Samasya)

Bhakt: Baba Muje Piles hua hai....

Nirmal Baba: Teekha bohot khate ho...?

Bhakt: Jee babaji...

Nirmal Baba: Khana banate waqt uska teekhapan check karte ho...?

Bhakt: Jee babaji...

Nirmal Baba: Kaise check karte ho..?

Bhakt: Bas khana banate waqt usme apni ungli dubokar, apne mu se chak kar check karta hu...

Nirmal Baba: Bas yahi Krupa ruki hui hai...

Bhakt: woh kese babaji...?

Nirmal Baba: Ungli mu me daalne se kya hoga? jaha takleef hai waha check karo... Fir krupa aani shuru ho jaegi...  aur tumara kaam ho jaega...

Nirmal Baba Jokes (Bachha nahi ho raha)

Follower :Babaji mujhe aulad nahi ho rahi, kya karoon?

 Nirmal Baba: Apni patni se last time kab mile ho?

Follower: 2 sal ho gaye, main doosre shahar me kam ke liye rahta hoon...

 Nirmal Baba: Tumhare ghar ke uupar koon rahta hai?

Follower: Ek Sharmaji rahte hain...

Nirmal Baba: Apni patni ko kao, apni building me ana jana shroo karen,UPPAR se kripa aani shroo ho jayegi, tumhara kam poora ho jayega....

Nirmal Baba Jokes (Chaddi samasya)

Bhakt : Baba mujh se ladki nahi patti

Nirmal baba : Chaddi kaun si pahnte ho

Bhakt : Baba rupa ki chaddi pehenta hu 

 Baba : Bas yahi kripa ruki hui hai... tum rupa ki chaddi pehnoge, toh rupa tumse todina pategi...
Bhakt: Koi upai bataiye baba...
Baba: tum rupa ko uski chaddi lotado... aur nade wali chaddi silwalo... Kripa aani shuru hojaegi... tumara kaam hojaega...

Nirmal Baba Jokes

Nirmal baba aur unke 6 Trainee baba 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.

Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg baba(Nirmal baba) ko Pranam kar poochta hain …

“Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu…?”

Nirmal Baba sabse chote baba ko pukarta hain…

Aur kehtaa hain “chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta…. ”