Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
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Showing posts with label sardar jokes. Show all posts
Sardar Jokes
Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.....
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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A Sardar is filling up a job application form
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected ________
After much thought he writes: Yes.
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A sardar photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go 2 da toilet.
she asked a sardar,
sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
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In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
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Why Was a SARDAR Arrested In a Political Rally?
Because He Saw a Girl Going Around With a Badge on her Chest Which Said "PRESS"
and SARDAR Pressed It.
She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.....
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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A Sardar is filling up a job application form
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected ________
After much thought he writes: Yes.
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A sardar photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go 2 da toilet.
she asked a sardar,
sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
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In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
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Why Was a SARDAR Arrested In a Political Rally?
Because He Saw a Girl Going Around With a Badge on her Chest Which Said "PRESS"
and SARDAR Pressed It.
Short Sardar Joke
Sardar strikes again.....
Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do u want to see anyone before u die?
Patient: Yes........ A good doctor.
Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do u want to see anyone before u die?
Patient: Yes........ A good doctor.
BANK ROBBERY
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Bottles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day's Headline: Blood Bank looted.
Instead of cash they found Bottles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day's Headline: Blood Bank looted.
SARDAR's WEIGHT LOSS
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would
lose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight,
but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
I'm 2400 kms from home.
lose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight,
but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
I'm 2400 kms from home.
LUNCH AT QUEEN VICTORIA's RESIDENCE
Once many people from around the world were invited at Queen Victoria's residence for lunch.
At the beginning of the lunch it was announced that every thing which is to be asked will be asked in a poetic way.
There was a sardar also.
A person sitting next to sardar said to his partner "Mr. Tibutboon, please pass the spoon".
Now the sardar wanted custard. He thought a lot for a while for custard but couldn't find one.
In the end he said to his partner "you bastard, pass the custard".
At the beginning of the lunch it was announced that every thing which is to be asked will be asked in a poetic way.
There was a sardar also.
A person sitting next to sardar said to his partner "Mr. Tibutboon, please pass the spoon".
Now the sardar wanted custard. He thought a lot for a while for custard but couldn't find one.
In the end he said to his partner "you bastard, pass the custard".
"HELP... THE TITANIC IS GOING TO BE DROWNED..."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles ..
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards ...
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