IPL Spot Fixing Jokes

Elite Cricketing Personalities Views on Spot Fixing

Javed Miadad: See I smelled something is fishy in IPL few years back in South Africa Edition... its coming out now!

Atul Wassan: Bookies must be from Pakistan... Indian Cricket is Clean.

Ajay Jadeja: People involed in this should be banned for life, I mean how can they do this? they should understand Cricket is a Religion in this country.

Salman Butt: Yes! I got few more partners in this category... at last the focus on me is diverted

Common Man: Such a huge amount they are getting for a season is not enough... and a common man with very less source of income is getting strangled every day due to price rise... corruption... politics... n endless things.

Satyamev Jayate..... Rakhi Sawant a Big Joke

Rakhi and Aamir Conversation:

Rakhi Sawant: Ye mera Concept tha jo tumne churaya hai...

Aamir: Concept mera ho ya tumara... maqsad to ek hi hai na rakhi... Logo ko Jagruk karna... fir kis baat ka ghussa?

Rakhi Sawant: Haan! lekin abhi tume credit mil raha hai is baat ka... aur agar me ye concept karti to muje milta...

Aamir: Toh tume kya chahiye... Desh me badlav ya apne liye credit?

Rakhi Sawant: muje.... uh....uh... Item Songs! Haan me zyada se zyada Itme songs karna chati hoon....

Aamir: Usse kya hoga?

Rakhi: Isse mardo ko bohot fayda hoga... unke dil me mere liye aur saari ladkiyon ke liye izzat aur ladkiyon ko paane ki tamanna hogi...

Aamir: Matlab me samja nahi?

Rakhi: Female Foeticide Desh se Khatam!

Sourav Ganguly.... I am Dada

MasterMind Q&A on Sourav

1)What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly's innings?

Ans: They both last for the same time

2) How can u say "Get Out" to Ganguly politely?

Ans: Ask him to go to bat

3)If Rahul is "The Wall", what is Ganguly?

Ans: The hole in the wall

4)How can Ganguly save time everyday?

Ans: By not bothering to pad up

5)Who is the only cricketer who does not bat, bowl or field and yet plays international cricket?

Ans: no comments.......

6)Why has Saurav Ganguly been recommended as the fielding coach for India after retirement?

Ans: No one else can provide catches as easily as Ganguly

8)Which was the hottest place in B'lore Chinnaswami Stadium for the past few days?

Ans: The seat Ganguly was sitting in while in the Pavillion.